Mike Cornell here with Quick News of the Weird. It's brought to you by Shingle Restoration Services. For a free estimate call 740-328-9582. "I want Elon Musk's Martian baby. We could be the intergalactic Adam and Eve"...so says this lady named Elsa Thora in a recent interview. Elsa wants to be the first woman to give birth on Mars...and she's desperate to have Elon Musk's baby and do her part to colonize the Red Planet and help Musk achieve his goal of one million people on Mars by 2050. So..is Elsa Thora some sort of space scientist with multiple advanced degrees that would make her useful in any colonization efforts? Um..no..She's a 22 year old Swedish adult model who says.."I'm really into sci-fi so I would never say no to whoopee with an alien or Elon. I think he's really cool. I think he's really funny." Well, it's good she put some thought into it. The heck with thinking. This lady is easy on the eyes. She'd be my favorite martian. Nobody tell her that men are from Mars and women are from Venus. She also noted that Musk has had 12 children by three different women..so he's experienced. A killjoy expert reacted to Elsa's hopes negatively...saying that because of the different gravity, couples could risk the health of their unborn baby if they were to conceive on Mars. Come on, man. It's not about health...It's about being cool and hip and having a story that sick, twisted radio guys want to talk about.
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Playing your favorite cruising tunes today in the KOOL Lunchtime Cafe! Which KOOL Song do you love to listen to in the car?
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Today's Heartland Bank KOOL Question of the Day: Hold the mayo, no tomato, no cheese, please. There are times you ask for a special order and the food doesn't come the way you'd like.
Do you send it back or remove the offending food?
π= Send It Back
β€= Remove
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