Mike Cornell here with Quick News of the Weird. Let's take a look at the "Gee, It's Hard To Feel Sorry For You" File. A woman was recently rescued from inside an outhouse toilet at a park in Michigan. Did she want to get a preview of what she'll feel like when the Buckeyes beat the Wolverines on November 25th? No. The woman became trapped inside the toilet while trying to retrieve her Apple Watch. DNR rangers were able to hoist the woman out of the toilet. She was successful in retrieving her watch, which costs about 400 dollars. There's a lesson for you. When you go to an outhouse toilet-- and you have a burning desire to know what time it is while doing your business-- wear a cheap watch just in case the unthinkable happens. And...Sami Sheen, the 19 year old daughter of Charlie Sheen and Denise Richards..who is an OnlyFans model... just announced she's getting a boob job but she has to make a major change in her lifestyle first...conquer her nicotine addiction and quit vaping...Lets see...daughter of celebrities..OnlyFans model...boob job..addiction .."I'll take perfect Hollywood Stereotypes for a thousand...Alex." See, smoking can increase the risk of major complications for breast surgery patients..Vaping or bigger boobs...Don't you love rich people problems? So poor Sami has to quit vaping and she hasn't gone a day without nicotine since she was 14. Actually, on a TikTok video she said she's been addicted for " five f***ing years and quitting is f***ing hard." You know, with her foul mouth, Sami should try vaping some soap and breath in real hard. Lord, please send this girl to a deserted island somewhere with no vaping and no internet with just enough food and water to survive for...6 months...Amen.
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Spotlighting your favorite singers today in the KOOL Lunchtime Café! Which singer sounds good for your lunch hour?
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Heartland Bank KOOL Question of the Day: Disney's newest cruise ship has a one of a kind room available for the low, low price of $100,000. It has already been booked for the ship's maiden voyage.
Would you spend $100,000 on a one of a kind room?
👍Yes
❤ No
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